Beanbags and fishes were never meant to be.
Puppy: *throws fish**peengoons chases after it*P: hehheh. this is fun! *throws**peengoons chase*
B: where'd you get the fishes?
D: THEY ARE COLOURFUUUUUL!!!!!
P: In this nice glass box at home. why? *throws*
B: You don't mean my....
D: Nice glass box at home?
B: It's aquarium silly.
D: oh yeah! AQUARIUM!
B: wait. aquarium. AQUARIUM!?!?!
D: AHHHH! AQUARIUM!!!!!
B: what are you screaming for.
D: I dunno. Fun?
P: FUN! *throws*
B: Back on topic, MY FISHES! THEY"RE NOT MEANT TO BE EATEN!!!!!!
P: But i didn't eat them! I'm throwing them to the peengoons to eat! *throws*
B: GAHHHH! STOP THROWING! *crashes into Peengoon enclosure*
B: STOP EATING!!!! PUKE THEM OUT NOW!!!!
PG: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! WHY ARE THESE THINGS ALWAYS CRASHING IN!!! AHH....... ooh! a fish! *chases*
B: NOO!!! DON'T!!!! *jumps into water to chase after fish*
(meanwhile)
P: you think we should go in to check whether he's okay?
D: i dun think so. we always mess things up.
P: yeah.
D: yeah.
(in the water)
F: *swims quickly*
B: *soaks in lots of water and sink* GAHH!!! *bubbles*
PG: *swims and eats fish*
B: *gargles* AHHHH!!! NO!!!! *Faints due to lack of air*
(back home)
P: hehheh. Beanbag has loads of greens growing out of him. hehhehx.
D: A FLOWER! *chews* YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFEEEE!
B: . . .
Doctor: he has those greens coming out of him because his beans germinated.
D: LIKE TERMINATED!
Doctor: i don't suppose so.
D: oh.
Doctor: and we have to replace his beans.
B: WHAT?!
P: is he gonna die? DON'T!!!!!!!!!! *wipes nose on beanbag* *a flower tickled puppy's nose and made him sneeze on beanbag*
B: be glad i don't have hands. and that i'm sick now. or else your liver would have been squeezed out.
P: LIVER!!!
D: AHHHH!
Doctor: what's wrong with them?
B: Brain problems.
P&D: BRAIN!!! AHHHHHH!
Doctor: anyways. time to pluck the greens!
P&D: can we try?
B: go scream about your brains.
P: nah, we're bored of that.
D: that is SOOOOOOO out of style.
B: *glares*
D: *plucks*
B: YEOWCH!!!!
P: hehx. fun. *plucks plucks*
B: YEOWCH YEOWCH!!!
P&D: HEHHEH! *mad plucking*
(meanwhile, in the peengoon enclosure)
PG: *to fishes* what do those weird things do back at their home? (no, the peengoons didn't eat the fishes)
F: oh, the beanbag tortures the other two.
PG: how sad! i pity those two.
(back at home)
P&D: *madly plucking* THIS IS FUN!!!!
B: *dying* I'll get those two......
posted by hosadonkey @ 11:51 PM
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