Peengoon Stories

Tragedy Of The Knocker

Sign: Please do not knock on the glass. Knocking causes stress to the penguins.
Beanbag shhks in, puppy trots in, donkey skips in (yee hahh!).
donkey: hey, look at the sign!
puppy: what sign?
beanbag: ah, whatever.. (knocks on the glass-shhkkk)
Penguins are currently relaxing in the water.
penguin: hey, what's that sound?
penguin1: oh, it's probably the water.
penguin: oh, that's so lovely!!
Puppy climbs onto beanbag and knocks.
puppy: (paw paw)
penguin: hey, what's that sound now?
penguin1: oh, it's probably the fishes in the water.
penguin: that's even lovelier!!
Donkey knocks.
donkey: (tong tong)
penguin: now what's that?
penguin1: oh, it's probably the rocks in the water.
penguin: ah, i see.
[pause]
penguin and penguin1 turns to look at the beanbag, puppy and donkey, and a hole in the glass.
penguin and penguin1: AHHHHH!!!!! a knocker!!! a knocker!!!
All the penguins scurry around in all directions.
penguin 2: Help!! We're melting!! We're melting!!
penguin 3: no, we're not.
penguin 2: ok fine, then, HELP!! I'm melting!! I'm melting!!
penguin 3: no, you're not.
penguin 2:(glares at penguin 3)Cant you just imagine??
[pause]
penguin 3: HELP!! you're melting!! you're melting!!
penguin 4: (steps in) no, he's not.
penguin 3: now can't you just have an imagination?
penguin 4: oh look!
penguin 2: (falling into the ice) ahhhh heeeelppp!!!
penguin 4: he's melting!!!! (other penguins pause and looks at penguin 2)
penguins: AHHHHHHHHHH (scurries around again)

Penguins are mourning for the penguin 2(he froze in a block of ice).
Puppy presents the gravestone he just carved to the late penguin 2 (sob sob).
Gravestone: R.I.P. peengoon 2 (puppy doesn't know how to spell), the peengoon who had too strong an imagination.
Donkey looks at peinguin 2 and knocks on the glass again.
penguin 2: (awakes and breaks out of the ice and glass) HELP!! a knocker!! a knocker!!
Penguins: He's alive!! he's alive!!!
Penguins carry donkey.
penguins: for she's a jolly good fellow! (singing)
penguin 2: hey, don't you know that there's a knocker??!
[pause]
penguins: (scurries everywhere, drops donkey [ouch!]) AHHHHHHHH A KNOCKER!!! A KNOCKER!!!!!!!!

This story was made on the spur of the moment (whatever that means). It started when avian thought about the sign at the penguin's place. Yep!!

posted by hosadonkey @ 9:15 PM