Peengoon Stories

Why Puppies Shouldn't Be Allowed To Read

Puppy is sitting on the floor, reading a book titled "The Human Body". (Books..heheh..books..) Presently, he is looking at a chapter called "Organs".
Puppy: Ooo..(flips pages) Interesting...
Suddenly, he stumbles onto a very interesting word..
Puppy: Liver?
Puppy recalls what Beanbag had said to him.

Beanbag: You continue wiping your face on me, and i'll squeeze your liver out.
Puppy: Woooo..(in deep thought) Let's see.. If a driver is a person who drives.. Then a liver is.. A person who..lives?
Puppy is stunned.
Puppy: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HAVE A LIVER INSIDE OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Donkey trots along.(dumdeedum)
Donkey: Hey! What's happening?
Puppy: I HAVE A LIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Donkey: That's cool, I have one too!!
Puppy: Don't you know what a liver is?????
Donkey: Er, no?
Puppy: IT IS A PERSON WHO LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Donkey: (pause)So it is.
pause
Puppy and Donkey: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE'VE GOT LIVERSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Run about madly

Shhk shhhk: Beanbag enters
Beanbag: What's going on?
Puppy and Donkey: WE'VE GOT LIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beanbag: Yeah, doesn't everybody?
Puppy and Donkey: (looks at each other) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE'VE GOT TO WARN EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they run off.
Beanbag: Sigh. They are soo stupid.

Puppy and Donkey are talking to each other.
Puppy: Oh! Oh! I feel something!
Donkey: Wait! Don't tell me......Is it your LIVER?
Puppy: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I think it is!!!!
Donkey: Wait! Let me hear it! (puts ear at puppy's stomach--bombom..bombom)
Puppy: Well do you hear anything?
Donkey: YES!!! I HEAR SOMETHING!! I HEAR YOUR LIVER!!
Puppy: AHHHH WHAT IS MY LIVER DOING???
Donkey: IT SEEMS TO BE KNOCKING AT YOU!!
Puppy: Knocking at me? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY LIVER IS KNOCKING AT ME!!!!!!!!
Donkey: Wait! Wait! Hear mine!!
Puppy: (bends down to hear--bombom..bombom)I HEAR SOMETHING TOO!!!!!!!!! IT'S KNOCKING AT YOU!!!!!
pause
Puppy and Donkey: YAAAAAAAAAAAAA OUR LIVERS ARE KNOCKING AT US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beanbag enters in
Beanbag: Now what's going on again?
Puppy: Wait! Let me hear you! (bends down to hear--shhhhkk..plop)
Donkey: How is it? How is it?
Puppy: His liver sounds really weird! Come and hear!
Both puppy and donkey bend down to hear beanbag's "liver"
Donkey: YES! It sounds very odd!!!!
Puppy: It does, doesn't it??
Beanbag: Those are just my beans. I don't have a liver.
Puppy and donkey look at each other
Donkey: Then we were worrying for nothing! (Grins) We're happy for you, beanbag!
Puppy: (pats beanbag) Yep!
Puppy and donkey walk off
Beanbag: Well, it's not as if I need one.

Puppy and Donkey are reading the book.
Puppy: You see! You see! We do have a liver!!!!
Donkey: Yes!! I believe you now!!
Puppy: You mean you didn't at first?
Donkey: Er, no, I didn't mean that.
Puppy: What did you mean?
Donkey: (flips the page)Oh, look! (gasps)
Puppy: What? What??
Donkey: We've got a..BRAIN!!!!!
Puppy: A BRAIN? WHAT'S THAT????!!
Donkey: IT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD!!!!!!!!!!
Puppy and Donkey runs to Beanbag.
Puppy: BEANBAG!!! BEANBAG!!!!
Beanbag: Now what?
Donkey: WE'VE GOT A BRAIN!!!! WE'VE GOT A BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Puppy: OH that word brings me such pain!!!!
Donkey: OUCH! YES! Wait, let me try again.. BRAIN!
Puppy: OUUCHHH!!!
Donkey: YEOWCH I feel it too!!!
Beanbag: If it hurts both of you, then stop saying it!
Donkey: NOOO!!!!
Beanbag: Why not?
Donkey: Because we've got a BRAIN!!!!!!!!!
Puppy and Donkey: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Runs off, screaming hysterically
Beanbag: And useless ones at that.

The End!

posted by hosadonkey @ 9:53 PM